Orbituary


An octogenarian ex-police officer fell into a coma on the way to the hospital. He died without regaining consciousness. Earlier he had fought burglars who broke into his house and robbed him of laptops, digital cameras, jewellery, branded watches and cash, all worth some RM50,000. His orbituary read: He was no ordinary cop. He was a master of disguise and even his officers could not recognise him when he went on trishaws and bicycles to check if his men had followed his orders. He was a caring officer and would regularly conduct checks on the welfare of his policemen to see that their needs were taken care of. A man who is still living should have an orbituary written on him too. It's nice to have something nice said of you when you are alive and kicking.

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