June Meme

Witewood tagged me for a May Meme but I put it off and so, I guess, it's a June Meme now. Here, the particpants will have to answer a series of questions with a one word answer:

Yourself: Calm
Your Partner: None
Your Hair: Short
Your Mother: Human
Your Father: Cool
Your Favorite Item: Cellphone
Your Dream Last Night: Absurd
Your Favorite Drink: Water
Your Dream Home: Warm
The Room You Are In: Comfortable
Your Fear: Sick
Where Do You Want to be in 10 years: Retired
Who You Hung Out With Last Night: Computer
What You Are Not: Sarcastic
Muffins: What?
One of Your Wish Items: None
Time: Privilege
Last Thing You Did: blogging
What You Are Wearing: Spectacles
Your Favorite Weather: Cool
Your Favorite Book: Philosophy
Last Thing You Ate: Rice
Your Mood: Normal
Your Best Friends: Mmm..
What Are You Thinking About Right Now: Friends
Your Car: Old
Your Summer: Question irrelevant - It's hot year the whole year over where I live!
What’s on your TV: Crystals! (They are ON the TV!)
What Is Your Weather Like: Hot
When Was the Last Time You Laughed: Morning
What is your relationship status: Huh?